The Mermaid

Erotic Instructions:

Lie faceup at the edge of a bed, desk, or countertop. Place a pillow under your butt to get some elevation. Extend your legs straight up, keeping them close together. You can put your hands under the pillow to raise your pelvis even higher, use them to hold on to the counter or desk for leverage, or keep them free. Your partner then enters you while standing up; if the bed or desk is low, he can kneel on the floor. He can grip your feet for leverage, which will give him the extra stability he needs to thrust more deeply.

Torrid Tidal Wave

Erotic Instructions:



Nothing beats this pose when you want to take a make-out session on a secluded beach to a passion plateau. Have your man lie on his back at the water’s edge, keeping his legs straight and together. Straddle his penis, then slowly stretch out so you’re lying right on top of him with your pelvises aligned. Lift your torso, resting your weight on your hands.


Why You'll Love It:


With every push and pull, your clitoris rubs against his pelvic bone, creating toe-clenching friction. Plus, each cascading wave sends sensation-boosting currents through every nerve ending in your skin.

Docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Baby Got Back

Erotic Instructions:



Your best boy kneels, sitting back on his heels. With your back to him, you lower yourself onto his penis in a plié or squat, with your feet planted on either side of his legs. Placing your hands on your thighs for balance (he can place his hands on your rear for serious support), take him in only about a third of the way. Tease him for a few minutes, then gradually go deeper until you’re nesting in his lap, the backs of your thighs and tush curving into him.


Why You'll Love It:

This is one hell of a chick-in-charge pose, and there’s nothing like having him beg for just an inch or two more. That whimpering you’ll hear is his delight as he gets a full rear view of you and feels the pleasure of long, superorgasmic strokes once you start to pump up and down.

Just Sayin'

Bathtub Boogie

Erotic Instructions:

Your partner reclines in the tub with the water level waist-high. If he's too tall to straighten his legs, he can bend them. Place an inflatable bath pillow behind his back if you have one. Then straddle his lap, facing his feet, and slowly lower yourself onto his penis. Lean forward so you're resting on your palms. He holds on to your butt or thighs as you ride him.

Why You'll Love It:

You're steering the ship, so you control the speed and depth of penetration to ensure maximum pleasure for you. He gets to indulge his voyeuristic tendencies with a randy rear view, which will really float his boat.

A Kiss...

10 Worst Handjob Mistakes

10 Worst Handjob Mistakes


A handjob should be one of life's simple pleasures, but it often ends up as little more than a chafed disaster. Here are some tips to avoid common handjob pitfalls. Print out this list and keep it next to the sofa or tape it to the dashboard of your car.

Doing it dry

• If you don't want a sore, red, inflamed cock after all is said and done, use some lube. Unless you have extraordinarily soft skin or are a maestro of the cock fiddle, rubbing a dry cock will just make it raw. If you don’t have any KY Jelly or hand lotion handy, you can at least use the natural bodily fluid most readily available: saliva. As long as you can work up a mouthful of spit, there’s no excuse for a dry handjob.

Unrelated chatter

• Focus on the task at hand! No chatting on the cell phone with your friends or musing about dinner plans. Permissible topics of discussion include: how huge his cock feels in your hand, how wet he is making you, and how desperately you want him to come all over your face.

Fingernails

• Long, pointy, or roughly cut fingernails present a handjob hazard. They can poke, scrape, pinch, and gouge if you’re not careful. Accidents are most likely to happen when you’re moving too fast, so if you have long nails, take it slow and be careful. Fingernails can be used to good effect if you use them very lightly to caress or tickle his cock and balls. Using the backs, not the tips or edges, is recommended. If you’re not sure what you’re doing, don’t try, just keep them out of the way.

No rhythm

• In order to be pleasurable and build arousal to a climax, a handjob should have rhythm and continuity. It’s best to start slow and then steadily increase the pace till he pops off. Don’t stop and start or speed up and slow down randomly or for no reason. Once you start a handjob, you really have to keep at it until it’s over, or you lose the momentum (and he’ll lose his erection). Keep your hands on his dick, and keep them moving till he comes.

Limp grip






• When you shake hands with someone and their hand feels like a limp, dead fish, it’s creepy and unpleasant. Now imagine how it would feel to have that hand on your dick. Definitely not a turn on. A weak grip conveys lack of confidence, lack of enthusiasm for the job, or just downright distaste about touching a cock. It’s even worse if your hands are also cold and clammy. A weak grip combined with lackluster movement is the kiss of death for a hand job. Grasp his cock firmly (but not too firmly – see our next item) and stroke vigorously (but not too vigorously).

Vise grip

• Grabbing his cock in a death-grip is also a huge handjob mistake. A light but firm grasp is adequate. Remember, “choking the chicken” is just an expression. Putting a stranglehold on his cock is counterproductive. Also, while it can feel good to have the outer skin of the dick pulled back and forth over the shaft, you really need to move your hands over the surface too - don’t just grab one spot and start jerking up and down.

Wearing rings

• This is a no-brainer. You need to take off your rings before you give a hand job. They don’t “add sensation” – or they do, but the wrong kind. Rings can scratch and bump the delicate skin of the cock. They’re distracting. And they can get caught in his pubic hair. Needless to say, if you’re wearing a wedding or engagement ring, this goes double.

Nut crunching

• Unless he specifically says that he likes it rough, don’t squeeze, pull, or twist his nutsack. This can be painful. Many guys like to have their balls massaged, rubbed, or gently tugged during a handjob. But don’t grab them and knead them like a stress-ball. A light touch is best.

Smoking

• Smoking during a handjob is the kind of thing you might expect from a cheap hooker with a bad attitude, but don’t be surprised if you also encounter it from a party girl wasted on too many Slippery Nipples. In any case, we can’t emphasize this enough: Cigarettes and handjobs do not mix. Guys, don’t ever let anyone holding a burning object anywhere near your crotch. Smoldering ashes in the groin, scorch marks on the dick, blazing pubes - the potential for tragedy is just too great.

Not Cleaning Up After

• A good handjob should leave your man glowing in a state of relaxed post-ejaculatory bliss. And it will also leave a mess, gobs of jism, lube, and pubic hair. Keep a hot, wet towel at the ready, or at least a tissue, to clean up afterwards. Nothing will ruin his good mood more than having to deal with the aftermath himself.

Silly Ol' Bear

On The Edge

Erotic Instructions:


Lie on your back by the edge of a pool or dock so your butt's just hanging over the edge above the water. Have your man stand in the water, facing you, then lift your legs and rest them on his shoulders as he enters you. You can hold on to the edge of the pool or dock for support.

Why You'll Love It:

With On the Edge, your man has a full frontal view. So up the optic ante (and channel your inner sex goddess) by caressing your breasts and tummy, which will give him even more eye candy. A bonus: You'll feel spasms of pleasure as the cool water splashes your privates.

Sideways Samba

Erotic Instructions:

You lie on your side on the bed or floor, turned away from your guy with your legs straight out in front of you at a ninety-degree angle to your torso (so you make an L shape). Your guy lies behind you on his side in a modified spoon position, lines up his genitals with yours, then raises his torso with his arms, placing his topmost hand on the other side of your body next to your chest. Entering you, he controls the motion as he moves in and out of you.

Why You'll Love It:

If your man’s member is more petite than plus-sized, this one’s for you. At this angle, he can give you maximum penetration. Plus, the skewed point of entry means his lusty limb hits all sides of your ... (not just the top and bottom), giving you tons of sizzling sensations and a fiery finale.

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina or ass. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

 

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The Boy's On-the-Side

Erotic Instructions:



With your back to your partner, lie down on your side. Have him kneel next to you on the bed facing toward our head, so your bodies are perpendicular. He slides the knee that's closer to you between your legs and then enters you. You take the leg that's on top and extend it out onto the bed, giving him a better view of your behind and the chance to hold on to your hips as he thrusts inside you.

Why You'll Love It:


With the Boy's On-the-Side, you can hit all those hard-to-reach spots. The unique angle of this sideways sex creates sensations that are sizzlingly different from typical from-behind intercourse because it puts you in position to stimulate even the most tucked-away areas of your private parts.

Slippery When Wet

Erotic Instructions:

Stand facing the side of the tub directly under the showerhead (with water running). Lean slightly forward, keeping your back straight and your hands on your thighs. Your man stands behind you and holds your waist as he enters you. He can intensify the action by pulling you back and forth.

Why You'll Love It:

This passion pose under the showerhead allows the water to spray the point of entry, creating even more pulsating sensations as he thrusts.

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Thigh Master

Erotic Instructions:

If you’re bored with the standard on-top pose, this position is a fun, frisky way to mix things up. Your guy lies on his back, one leg outstretched and the other bent, knee pointing upward. You straddle his body sideways with your back turned slightly to his face, hold on to his knee, and lower yourself onto his penis. In this pose, your stomach is almost touching his bent knee; use it for support and leverage as you rock back and forth, and up and down.

Why You'll Love It:

This torrid two-in-one move is all about your ecstasy. The steady rocking motion and thrusting create a pleasure buildup that primes you for the Big O. And you can thrill him by wrapping your hands around his legs and treat him to a titillating thigh massage. Gently knead those over-worked muscles then stroke his skin from knee to groin using firm feel-good pressure.

The Randy Recliner

Erotic Instructions:

This move requires a little equipment prep. Find a reclining lawn chair or bench (narrow enough for you to get your legs wound around), or line up three backless chairs. Have your man lie down with his arms at his side and his legs together. Facing his toes, straddle his lap and plant both feet on the ground. Next, back yourself down onto his penis. Start moving your hips, back and forth, up and down, and side-to-side — all while he enjoys the killer view of your pivoting posterior.

Why You'll Love It:

This fresh entry angle gives you a sweet new sensation on the back wall of your vagina. Move your booty in circular motions around his penis to hit all your pleasure spots. Make sure not to hold back in the sound department so you both know how much the other is enjoying this randy recline ride.

The Desk Job

Erotic Instructions:

Lie on your back on top of a desk or high table with your legs dangling over the edge (prop yourself up on your hands or elbows if this bothers your spine). Your partner enters you from a standing position next to the desk.

Why You'll Love It:

Location, location, location. The thrill of getting busy where you do business will make things a lot hotter.

Saucy Spoons

Erotic Instructions:

Lie on your sides with him behind you so you’re both facing the same direction. Push your butt toward him as he enters you. Put your hand on his and show him how you want your clitoris to be touched. Have him alternate between there and your breasts.

Why You'll Love It:

His hands can explore even the most tucked-away areas of your private parts. And your digits can give him some hands-on instruction, so you get the type of touch you need. Another passion plus: This position is perfect for languorous lovemaking, and the fact that you’re so close increases the intimacy.